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Hotel Paradizzle Guests Past & Present
Rating Scale: 10 being best each category. Ranked by highest scores - total possible score 40

It's a 3 way tie for the #1 spot with Tara, Dave and Keith at 34 points each.
Charla and Holly tie for the #2 spot with 31 points each.

Tara

Tara is sexy and smart. Nice smile. A good playa. She has a nice backside as you can see. She seems pretty down to earth. Doesn't seem to have erratic mood swings (at least as of yet!). Not to be trusted necessarily, but hey she looks good enough to hang with. Wanna take a bath? Tara came to Paradise on episode 9.

  Looks
9
  Mental Stability
9
  Personality
9
  Honest - Trustworthy
7
  Total Score
34

Dave

Dave has earned my respect and the other guests seem to respect him as well. He almost has the same status as the "originals" now that he has endured and become a fixture on the show. I like Dave's determination. He seems to be the most honest of the dudes. If it weren't for Dave's man-boobs he may have gotten a higher mark for looks. Dave came to Paradise on episode 3.

  Looks
6
  Mental Stability
10
  Personality
9
  Honest - Trustworthy
9
  Total Score
34

Keith

Keith has big balls and has integrity. Coolest of the dudes. He does what others are afraid to do. Seems to be honest and trustworthy, but look out as he is on top of the game and looks out for himself (as he should). Keith came to Paradise on episode 11.

  Looks
9
  Mental Stability
9
  Personality
8
  Honest - Trustworthy
8
  Total Score
34
Charla

Charla is flaky but pretty. Hottest babe at the hotel. Not to be trusted, but I’d sure like to see her naked. Charla seems vulnerable and that at any time she could snap. Maybe that's what I like about her! Too bad she isn't a tad more trustworthy - you never know what she'll say behind your back. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

  Looks
10
  Mental Stability
6
  Personality
8
  Honest - Trustworthy
7
  Total Score
31
Holly

Holly is a hot looking pushover. Sexy, but kind of lacking in the brain department. But that’s ok as she is a hottie. Doesn’t seem to have a mean bone in her body. She's more likely to be a girrlfriend material than any of the other Paradise Blotel babes. Holly came to Paradise on episode 13.

  Looks
8
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
8
  Honest - Trustworthy
8
  Total Score
31
Kristin

Kristin is sexy. Annoying perhaps, but sexy. Nice fake boobs and knows how to use them. She wears those saline enhanced fun bags like a badge of honor. But hey - if that's what you need to boost your self confidence, then more power to ya! Kristin is not to be trusted. Manipulative. Not exactly a rocket scientist. Dumb. I like her because she is hot. Looks can get you places (especially in paradise). One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

EPISODE 18 Kristen was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 18 episodes.

  Looks
9
  Mental Stability
6
  Personality
8
  Honest - Trustworthy
4
  Total Score
27
Scott

Scott is more of a background player. He doesn't really go out of his way to step on anyone's toes. He is more of a follower. Can’t really peg him. No strong opinions about him. The ladies seem to like him. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

  Looks
8
  Mental Stability
8
  Personality
6
  Honest - Trustworthy
5
  Total Score
27
Kavita

Kavita the cheerleader did not have much time in Paradise. Too bad as she was pretty and had a nice personality. But the girls felt threatened by her. Kavita came to Paradise on episode 5.

EPISODE 6 Kavita was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 2 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
7
  Honest - Trustworthy
5
  Total Score
26
Matthew

Matthew JC (Joey Travolta) was studly in his own mind, but not a man’s man. The guys didn’t like him much. Seemed cool enough, but didn't have the staying power. Matt came to Paradise on episode 7 (90 min. episode).

EPISODE 8 Matthew was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 2 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
6
  Honest - Trustworthy
6
  Total Score
26
Desiree

Sexy Desiree is the hot chocolate sundae to cool down the horny boys at Hotel Paradizzle... or something like that. What's not to like about the upbeat good time girl? Desiree seems to have hit it off with Monkey boy Tom, but hey - who's perfect... Desiree came to the hotel on episode 17.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
6
  Honest - Trustworthy
6
  Total Score
26
Andon

Andon was Mr. Macho and husband of Toni (points off for that). Although he did try to test the waters elsewhere. The fact that he was so close to Toni made him less likeable. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

EPISODE 4 Andon was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 4 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
5
  Honest - Trustworthy
4
  Total Score
23
Melanie

Melanie was one of the earliest casualties which was surprising. She was tight with Toni. Didn't make much of an impression. Not sad to see her go. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1. *She's back... Episode 23 saw her re-enter the game for the ultimate prize.

EPISODE 2 Melanie was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 2 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
6
  Personality
5
  Honest - Trustworthy
5
  Total Score
23
Tom

Tom aka "monkey boy" has an unsettling quality about him. He is a dufus, odd man out, nothing to like about him. He loves to dry hump his monkey play toy. Go figure. Strange. Someone needs to mutilate his monkey - maybe then his character will be worth watching. He is more on the trustworthy side, but that is mainly because he is kinda dumb. Tom came to Paradise on episode 15.

  Looks
6
  Mental Stability
5
  Personality
4
  Honest - Trustworthy
7
  Total Score
22
Alex

Alex is slime. He is, not trustworthy. Strikes me as a cry baby. Don’t care for him. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1. He did redeem himself somewhat with a respectable exit monolgue when he was booted from paradise.

EPISODE 20 Alex was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 20 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
7
  Personality
3
  Honest - Trustworthy
2
  Total Score
19
Beau

Annoying Beau is kind of an airhead. He isn't really such a bad guy, but he's not exactly Mr. Personality. He is also not to be trusted. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1 * he's back... Episode 23 saw him get voted back on..

EPISODE 16 Beau was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 16 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
4
  Personality
3
  Honest - Trustworthy
4
  Total Score
18
Amanda

Amanda was a bit annoying, almost pretty, but too whiney. Glad to see her go. The whole ordeal with her ex-boyfriend was almost unbearable. Note: After seeing Amanda return in episode 20 I gained some respect for her. She looks better than I remembered too. A few extra points move her up the ranks from 17 to 19 points. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

EPISODE 10 Amanda was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 10 episodes.

  Looks
8
  Mental Stability
2
  Personality
6
  Honest - Trustworthy
3
  Total Score
19
Zack

Zack was annoying. Good riddance! He was really dumb and mean spirited. He got jealous and his lack of self confidence caused him to overcompensate. He was mean to Amy who still blindly adored him. Zack did’t make much sense when he talked. Especially when he went off on a tirade about his miserable life. Get a clue dude. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

EPISODE 12 Zack was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 12 episodes.

  Looks
7
  Mental Stability
3
  Personality
3
  Honest - Trustworthy
2
  Total Score
15
Amy

Amy is annoying. Bad vibes eminate from her. Cry baby. Lack of self confidence. Confusing. Trying to understand what she is saying sometimes can be a real challenge. Amy's personality might be more tolerable if she were hotter looking, but she really isn't anything special. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

  Looks
5
  Mental Stability
4
  Personality
3
  Honest - Trustworthy
2
  Total Score
14
Toni

Toni was ultra annoying. Another case of lack of self confidence with over compensation. Extremely mean spirited one moment and lovey den mother the next. Toni had Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Universe syndrome. She was also extremely fake with cosmetic enhancements to make her forget how sad she was about her self. Good riddance. Even a guy like Dave can kick your ass. Game off bug eyes. One of the ORIGINAL GUESTS on episode 1.

EPISODE 14 Toni was EVICTED from Paradise forever. 14 episodes.

  Looks
5
  Mental Stability
2
  Personality
4
  Honest - Trustworthy
1
  Total Score
12

And how could we forget Paradise Hotel's sexy host Amanda Byram. She's doing a fine job.
We just wish she'd jump in the pool with the guests every now and again.

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