Paradise
Hotel Recap with Video and Pictures Episode 25
Week 14, Monday 09-15-03 Hotel
Paradizzle.
Two Evicted Guests Return to Paradise
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003
Well
another episode with twists and turns as we find TWO
female guests being evicted from Paradise. Aside from
the hokey "women make lunch" part of the show, this
was a pretty good episode. The end is coming with only
a few more shows before the ultimate prize is revealed.

"Previously
on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 1 min. 30 sec.

"Tonight
on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 47 sec.
As
we tune in Scott and Dave are chatting. Scott says
that soon they'll be back to reality and asks what
Dave will do after the show ends. Dave says he'll
move to Chicago to be around Toni and Scott. Scott
says why
not. Dave says he and Toni can be celebrity boxing
every night. Flashbacks of Dave kicking Toni's ass
in mud wrestling.
Butler
dude Fernando delivers a message. The ladies of Paradise
will be
preparing the dudes
lunch. It's guys week. Food
preparation - boring. Amy shrieks"you guys suck".
How lady like.
Scott
tells the camera that he heard something that Dave
said and that when he
hears something he will confront
someone about it. We see Dave and Scott chatting. Scott
says "explain to me the comment you made to Matt
before Pandora's box". Flashback we see Dave tell
Tara and Matt that Matt will answer the question about
who he trusts the most as Scott. That was kinda shrewish.
Dave responds and worms his way out of a real answer.
Scott asks Dave if he thinks he is stupid enough to
not find out and also get buttered up about an answer
to a Pandora's box question. Scott says Dave was sneaky.
Dave says I'm sorry that was stupid.
Melanie and Amy are in bed under the sheets chatting
about Scott answering a p box question that he'd pick
Holly over Melanie. Melanie tries to make a case that
Scott made a pledge to her earlier in the game (yeah,
in the 1 episode you were in). They are playing up the
tension between Melanie and Holly.
Beau
barges in and tells Amy and Melanie that the first
one he wants off is
Tara. Amy says "it's on, I can't
be nice to her". Flashback of Tara on the bed licking
Beau's chest. Hmmm... Beau didn't seem to mind her licking
him in the heat of the moment. Scott joins them. He is
asked whether he wants c or t gone. He says "I want
Charla gone".
Scott
and Melanie are now discussing why Scott said he’d
pick Holly over Melanie at the P Box thang. Melanie
says her feelings were hurt. She insinuates that
he made a pact with her first. Scott says he feels bad.
Melanie jumps on the bed and asks Scott if he likes to
snuggle. He says not now “you gotta go go cook
woman” and he gets off the bed. Melanie wa snubbed.
Scott wanted no part of some nookie with Melanie. An
uncomfortable moment. Scott says “you’re
a good friend”.
It’s
lunch time. Boring hi jinks ensue. Not worth recapping.
Charla and Dave talk of their families. Dave was teased
for being smart. He fishes for a compliment from Charla
and gets one.
Butler
dudes deliver notes to the guests. They have been asked
to name 1 rival
of the same sex and 2 allies
of the same sex. The guests start chatting amongst themselves
strategizing who should be on their lists. Drama ensues.
Amy ends up pouting. She can’t take anymore. Before
the commercial break “TWIST” is flashed upon
the screen.
Charla and Tara toast to
their friendship with a chocolate bar (Twix I think).
Charla tells Tara “you complete
me”. Ya know, I think Charla may be harboring lesbian
tendencies. Not that that’s a bad thing. Maybe
we will eventually see Charla and Tara nekkid together...
pixelated of course.
Dave offers to send Charla
home if she wants. He cares about her so much that
Dave, he’d even send her
home. Whatta guy.
Beau cheers Amy up and does
not wanna let her eliminate herself. She is on the
edge. Beau lays the guilt trip
on Amy. “It’s not what HE would want you
to do.”
It’s
elimination time. The dudes sit on stools and the ladies
stand. Host Amanda says it’s time
to start towards going from 11 guests to 2 who will win
the ultimate prize. Ladies outnumber the men so 1 of
them will be going home.
Desiree gets to choose her
roomie first. She picks Tom. Amy picks Boo. Melanie
picks – wait – commercial
break.
Melanie picks Dave... Hmmm... the sad music plays. Dave
tells Melanie not to worry as there are always twists
and turns and that there is something in the envelope.
Touching moment actually. Host Amanda fans herself with
the envelope.
Holly selects Scott. Charla
selects Dave. Both her and Melanie have selected Dave.
Dave says “let’s
get Cozy”. Tara selects Keith.
Dave
must now pick to send home either Charla or Melanie...
He elects to keep Charla and sends Melanie home but
says he hopes some kind of twist will keep her here...
They hug. Host Amanda says she will go but has a surprise,
and this one will be a shocker... Melanie will not be
the only female going home tonight. Of course we are
treated to a commercial break.
Host
Amanda says that Melanie will be taking someone with
her. Earlier the guests had to list 2 allies and the
biggest rival... Amanda asks Melanie who her biggest
rival was
and she says Charla, because she kicked her out the first
week. Amy and Desiree are smiling.
Host Amanda asks Melanie who her 2 biggest allies were...
Melanie says Amy and Desiree... Amy and Desiree smile
some more....
Amanda hands Melanie the
card and asks her to read it out loud... “you must select one ally”. Amy
says “oh my God”.
But
before Melanie can select one Desiree stops her and
volunteers herself. Desiree sacrifices herself for
Amy and weeps... Her crayola eyebrows are almost melting...
weep weep... Melanie and Desiree say that since Amy has
been there since day 1 she deserves the chance mo than
anyone there...
Amanda asks Amy how she feels... it was bleeped and
pixelated so we can only assume it was a charming Amy-like
comment. Why do they pixelate the mouths anyway???
Tom is getting teary eyed. The 2 loser ladies check
out. Ahhh... the twists and turns of Hotel Paradizzle.
Tara and Charla are on the
bed chatting. Charla is not happy. Charla can’t
believe that Melanie still holds a grudge against her.
They make silly faces. Boy,
I swear Tara and Charla make a good couple. Tara says “sweet
cheeks, it’s you and me”. Profound.
Beau, Amy and Tom are commiserating...
Beau says “it
just seems like good people always go”. OK, whatever
you say Boo. Bad flashbacks.
Scott and Holly discuss
as we watch on the infrared night time bedroom spy
cam. Holly is laying guilt on
Scott. She says Scott hangs out with Charla and Tara
more than Amy and Desiree. Scott says “I talk to
everybody”. He says that won’t change...
Hmmm... no nookie tonight. Holly asks whether Scott would
have picked Melanie over her and Scott gets out of the
bed. Their “relationship” is crumbling as
the episode ends.
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude
with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003.
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